George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the
devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have
to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people
here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil
opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer,time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my
shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said.... "Monica, you're free to go!"
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